Because I may talk about about how even I would not have come up with an idea this silly, but, let's be serious, I probably would. Look, I felt that I was destined to watch this movie. Yet they, somehow, keep coming back to Monster Trucks, because it's the only one they can somewhat do something with. They've gone through everything and nothing sticks. Like people just DESPERATE to come up with SOMETHING decent. It's like this is bottom of the barrel brainstorming.
MONSTER TRUCK JAM MOVIES MOVIE
It's just something that you don't even think about serious because, I mean, nobody would be silly enough to fund a movie about a sea creature (or monster) that likes to hide in trucks and drive them and actually call it Monster Trucks. Anyway, the point is that I've had plenty of dumb ideas for movies (so dumb that I can't even remember them at this point), but I don't think I've ever come up with quite as dumb an idea as literal monster trucks. Of course, I'm no writer, so this is where the problems start to show up.
I don't name names because, as extremely limited as my review reach is, I don't want anyone stealing a potentially really good idea from me. I've not named any names, though the clues are there if you know what to look for. Plus there's some interesting dynamics to explore with the person that he meets that's close to him, given their perception among some dumbasses who willfully ignore some of the unhealthier aspects of their relationship. It would certainly be a retcon of all the established lore surrounding the character, but I love the idea of a villain becoming a cult leader, after a particularly nasty beating by his arch nemesis, in order to recruit people to fight this person once again. There's one that I'm, actually, really proud of in that it features one of the biggest villains in all of media sort of becoming a religious cult leader (ala Jonestown), where, let's just say, he meets someone that he's very close to in the medium this villain originates in. Look, I've had some stupid ideas for movies in my life.
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